as per some anon’s request i was going to tell the dr. boyfriend origin story, but i couldn’t figure out how and it was too long, so here’s this instead.
if you ain’t listenin you ain’t nuthin
if you’re looking at this, I can see you.
stay tuned for the OH NO U DINT show on the chickenhead network
TONIGHT: negative pleasure radio 7-9pm on newtownradio.com
hosted by harris and claire
new tracks from nachut report, scradam’s john carpenter vs. new york
special surprise guest (maybe)
WHAT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE LOOK LIKE
Claire shaking the walls.
i heard you’re supposed to get under a doorway when this happens
there’s an alarm in the hall that wants a new battery that sounds just exactly like a squeaky shoe on a basketball court every 90 seconds or so and my roommate’s cat has committed itself to the matter of my sliding bedroom door and I can’t stop thinking about various forms and applications I gotta fill out BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING PREGNANT