Telepathy will be exactly like this.

I’m actually Rachel Maddow you guys

beigeinside:

Claire shaking the walls.

i heard you’re supposed to get under a doorway when this happens

beigeinside:

Claire shaking the walls.

i heard you’re supposed to get under a doorway when this happens

beigeinside:

Claire goes to the Brooklyn Museum.

I’M ON TV

beigeinside:

Claire goes to the Brooklyn Museum.

I’M ON TV

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

1 year ago  289 plays

STORY TIME

1 year ago  219 plays
there’s an alarm in the hall that wants a new battery that sounds just exactly like a squeaky shoe on a basketball court every 90 seconds or so and my roommate’s cat has committed itself to the matter of my sliding bedroom door and I can’t stop thinking about various forms and applications I gotta fill out BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING PREGNANT

there’s an alarm in the hall that wants a new battery that sounds just exactly like a squeaky shoe on a basketball court every 90 seconds or so and my roommate’s cat has committed itself to the matter of my sliding bedroom door and I can’t stop thinking about various forms and applications I gotta fill out BUT AT LEAST I’M NOT HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING PREGNANT

AUTOGRAPH DESU

AUTOGRAPH DESU

YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES NOT WITH YOUR HANDS

YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES NOT WITH YOUR HANDS

it’s a blurry little STORY TIME video for beatscomicsandlife!

1 year ago  239 plays
why was my food so great? it’s just macaroni and cheese. is it because i let the garlic, shallots and jalapenos simmer together in the pan for so long? is it because wilting the tomatoes over the sausage gave it a sweet, slightly acidic, ketchupy sensation that heated up like cinnamon with some black pepper? WHAT? WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO REPLICATE THIS

why was my food so great? it’s just macaroni and cheese. is it because i let the garlic, shallots and jalapenos simmer together in the pan for so long? is it because wilting the tomatoes over the sausage gave it a sweet, slightly acidic, ketchupy sensation that heated up like cinnamon with some black pepper? WHAT? WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO REPLICATE THIS

I got that Simon Hanselmann comic and I’m a better person for it

I got that Simon Hanselmann comic and I’m a better person for it

STORY TIME - THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION

1 year ago  299 plays
neveratendermoment:

this drawing i made for maxcapacity was supposed to come out a lot dirtier

neveratendermoment:

this drawing i made for maxcapacity was supposed to come out a lot dirtier

ophthamovntn get it, because she’s like a goat or so.

ophthamovntn get it, because she’s like a goat or so.

neveratendermoment:

are you my valentine? i hope you say EGGS ACKLEY!

neveratendermoment:

are you my valentine? i hope you say EGGS ACKLEY!

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