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welcome to my kitchen, where there is enough light for me to take a “cool” picture of myself in this no-quotes rad sweatshirt maxcapacity made me with the crest of my paternal homeland, the åland islands!!!
i usually try not to make “sex faces” in pictures but i can’t actually change my expression with all this shit on
donnerpartyofone, Canadian insect tamer.
oh my god i actually didn’t recognize myself and i was gonna get mad
the story that’s too long for this TRÜ TV episode is that one time my crazy croatian roommate had some homework to do for this 101 studio class, and she decided to multi task by finishing a painting at the same time that she was pre-gaming for her nightly booze-soaked barf fest. i think the painting was just supposed to be a standard ocean sunset thingy, so she started by painting a bar of blue water at the bottom of the sheet of paper, then drinking a little bit. then she painted the sun - curiously on the far left of the page with the ocean smashing right into it like a river hitting a dam, and drank. then she painted i guess some sea gulls that looked like terrifying black crows in the sky, and drank a lot. then she started to smash at the seagulls with a brush full of bright red paint, creating a geyser of gore out of each one. her friend, who was waiting for her to be ready to party asked her what the hell that was supposed to be and she barked SHUT UP!!! THEY’RE ON THEIR PERIODS OK?!?!?
she left at about 3am and came home 5 hours later to pick up the homework. she looked at it like she’d never seen it before and said, uh claire, um, do you think it’s ok if i said i was too drunk and didn’t do my assignment?
TRÜ TV! for @peroxidepoofter
IT IS M BISON COAT AND MURDER GLOVES WEATHER INSIDE MY APARTMENT RIGHT NOW