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this morning i was trying to explain that this outfit makes me feel like, uh, one of those really slutty getups where the girl just wears a vest? and i wanted to say “stripper” or “hooker”, but i feel like why would a stripper ever wear a vest? and i don’t think even the kind of sex worker who goes out of their way to dress the part is going to pick only a vest. but this is a thing, right? what the hell am i talking about?
i think this weird garbage truck sprayed toxic waste all over me and i’m drenched in sweat, but i still don’t want to get out of my favorite sweatshirt.
N.B. this garment has an official disney tag on it, enabling you to imagine a world in which this could have become the “house style”.
#printzgoldwedding (at Green Building)
but this is the important thing that happened
holy mackerel I am going SO GRAY. get ready for this reed richards ish, world.
Claire stands in front of Toronto, ON
i still can’t totally remember why i left toronto.
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HAPPY BLOGOVERSARY THEWARDRESS!
WHY DOESN’T THE WHOLE WORLD FIND IT HILARIOUS THAT I’M WEARING A SWEATER WITH A HUGE “C” ON IT?
Hot Dogs ↘ | September 2013