i was in brooklyn, walking back from an outdoor screening of nosferatu with fucking kronos quartet of all things, and a big thunderstorm started. my friend and i had a bottle of wine sticking out of a satchel looking like a bagpipe. we kept refilling this stupid little cups, which was nonsense because they were constantly overflowing with rainwater. it was really dark out, but we both gasped when we walked past a playground and saw a motionless human form completely wrapped in black plastic, seated upright on park bench facing us. we just tiptoed past it. so it wasn’t supernatural — he probably wasn’t even dead — but it scared the shit out of both of us.
what a friendly message, thanks for checking out my backissues. i really don’t have any formal film education, and i don’t even particularly understand how they’re made or what a budget means unless it’s obscenely high or low. i just know what i like, i read a lot, and i’m compulsively attracted to audiovisual entertainment. it’s probably more important, though, that i’ve had a lot of hardcore completist friends.
watch ANGUISH! watch DER FAN! watch LA VIE NOUVELLE! and um, there’s probably some more spot-on ones, maybe someone else can say something.
PRO TIP: don’t say MARTYRS, i think everyone is over it by now and it’s not necessarily a “good” movie.
i’ll assume you’re describing someone saying those abbreviations out loud, and say that would be stupid since ___friend has the same number of syllables as __f.
are you narrowing it down from every movie ever made? did IN BRUGES get on this classics syllabus because you’re deliberately listing movies that have nothing in common?
I have a very stupid soft spot for Luc Besson, but I really fail to understand why anybody would make slow, mumbly, marshmallowy “scarjo” be an action hero. I’d like to say it’s cool when people cast against physical type, but she’s only in movies because people beat off to her so that’s pretty meaningless.
answer a) you sound like you have a cold.
answer b) ok: if you take a sample of the human female population about the size of, say, china, and ask them about simultaneously screwing two guys neither of whom is you (or any other internet troll), and they ALL say no, then i’ll go along with your wildly unscientific proposal that “women” won’t have sex with two men.
answer c) lay off, dude, it’s pretty much an intergalactic understanding that all anons are virgins.
since we even have the term “MMF”, it has to have happened before, so i’m guessing the problem isn’t “women”, it’s you. that’s cool that so many of your guy friends want to fuck you though.
i’m on tumblr, the only thing that’s going to hurt me is that i don’t know anything about gantz.
a) not being addressed in the third person.
b) last week i was served twelve mini hot dogs with hot dog sauce by a guy with a black eye. i could feel deeply, if passingly, that there was nothing wrong at that time.
yes definitely! i have short legs and i smell bad and you need a license to own me.
so let’s start here, with a definition:
so now i’m going to say that no, i am not a feminist, i believe that i personally should not have a say in our government, i should have restricted social freedoms, and i shouldn’t have access to or control over money, on the basis that i have a vagina. is that about what you expected me to say? is that really like a pretty satisfying answer that seemed to you to be a realistic option?