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dr. boyfriend is well-dressed, happy, healthy, and financially successful. i’m not sure why anybody has to be young. also, hopefully someone in my readership is tech savvy enough to come after you and wreck your computer for being such a piece of shit about everybody who follows me. g’night.
urotsukidoji: the wandering kid.
because if you’re a lady, and you gotta wear underwear, it’s either frilly whale tail-producing labial floss, or something you wouldn’t even wear to the doctor’s office.
i saw this ask while staggering to the bathroom around 3am and thought A “PROPONENT” OF A TV SHOW?? GOD, THAT SEEMS EXTREME!
any thoughts on why my followers continue to think that i have even the slimmest acumen on contemporary marvel comics and movies and the people who make them?
re: women’s hysteria, read House of Psychotic women and all will be revealed. all of it.
I’m not gonna talk you off, OK?
You wouldn’t be able to message me now if it were you. Lyrics anon sent me lyrics from Barracuda which GUESS WHAT I don’t really like.
i guess that’s what you REALLY wanted to know. the answer is kind of similar - i usually find that the more demented an ask is, the more obviously it’s just an act of theater and i have a hard time taking it seriously as truly racist or sexist or otherwise problematic. i DID used to get some pretty gross anonymous sexual threats against my future dead body, but eventually the author accidentally outed himself as someone i knew and tried to pretend it was all a hilarious gag that he knew i of all people would “get”. i blocked that guy.
yeah, but usually they’re just unnecessarily wordy car wrecks written by some college humor waste case who just wants me to be kowed by their gonzo writing technique, and instead of someone who earnestly needs me to know that they’re imagining us having intercourse.
i am constantly, freakishly moved to tears by movies for almost any reason. the first time was the first movie i ever saw, which i’m pretty sure was SNOW WHITE. i was completely stunned by the feeling of being in a hushed, dimming movie theater, before the incredible film even started. i cried really hard when we had to leave. i also cry at basically everything you’re supposed to cry at, and a lot of things that aren’t obvious “tearjerkers” - i find THE EXORCIST unbelievably sad and moving. but that aside, i frequently cry at THE DUMBEST SHIT. “emotional” scenes from michael bay movies, cloying advertisements, sentimental sitcoms. it’s not because i buy into the pathos of whatever it is, it’s that there is something about synthetic emotional sequences that are extraordinarily disturbing to me. i don’t really know what to compare my experience to. the extreme, too-colorful, delirious, completely inorganic imitation of love or familial bonding or grief or whatever that turns up in like, TGIF shows or TRANSFORMERS sequels or whatever, makes me feel like i am seriously, terrifyingly losing my grip on reality. i feel bad about bringing this up because i don’t really care about these movies, but you know that part in TWO TOWERS when brad dourif sheds a single tear at the sheer, sublime, abject quantity of soldiers that arrive? that’s how i feel when i see artificial love scenes in shitty bombastic action movies, like i’m seeing something that is literally beyond reason.
i guess this is a vigilante.
i am nonplussed as to how frequently my disconnected un-hip blog receives questions about what is basically TMZ fodder.
yeah. i don’t like spike very much on his best day, the reality of that remake really depresses me.
i think about this a lot, mostly because i’m not extroverted enough to make a movie. to make a film, you have to trust many other people to interpret you correctly and also make appropriate innovations of their own. i don’t have the disposition for that. if i could shit an entire movie right out of my own head all by myself though, i probably would have by now. it would be a cross between HANNA and PERSONA, but somehow with the delirious sentimentality of a douglas sirk movie. maybe it could be like PEYTON PLACE on futuristic swedish prison colony, but with not so many young people. lucille ball would be the warden.
all movies are weird. the best kind of movie to watch while high is not EL TOPO or ERASERHEAD or whatever; put in JACK REACHER and try to imagine how profoundly freaked out you would be if any real life human being spoke to you the way tom cruise speaks in his movie voice.