Telepathy will be exactly like this.

CONTEST: draw the bottom of this picture.  (at Rockaway Beach 86Th)

CONTEST: draw the bottom of this picture. (at Rockaway Beach 86Th)

MTA tours (at Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge)

MTA tours (at Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge)

It feels weird to say “God bless the NYC subway system” (at Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge)

It feels weird to say “God bless the NYC subway system” (at Jamaica Bay Wildlife Refuge)

I love the smell of coagulation in the morning

I love the smell of coagulation in the morning

ilikestarwars said: Once upon a time you posted a like to a manga about a woman being a door handle? Would you mind sharing that again if you have it? Wanted to share it with someone and can't find it.

royalboiler:

Oh sure. That was keyhole by Kondom. It’s all up here.

if you know it and you know it clap your hands

I got yer stump!

I got yer stump!

sothisallseemshorrible we need to have a long conversation about the end of the killing

you know how a happy marriage is like built on learning to overlook your partner’s shortcomings or something?

donnerpartyofone:

a grand tumblr tradition


moviesludge
 said: What did you do?

i mishandled a mandoline.

a grand tumblr tradition

73sand88s:

Swamp Rat “The Born Loser” - Brocton, New York
KACT-6875

73sand88s:

Swamp Rat “The Born Loser” - Brocton, New York

KACT-6875

terraterribilia:

weirdo

picture that this is the whole dog

terraterribilia:

weirdo

picture that this is the whole dog

alexanderraban said: You’ve just described a common genre of promotional literature. Companies in the X business publish “How to X” pamphlets that are notionally instructional, but are really designed to convice you it’s impossible to do X correctly yourself.

i don’t doubt it, but this wouldn’t directly funnel money into an obvious industry. it would be more like, say, a book called So You Think You Can Breakdance,  and then there would some clip art of someone injuring themselves along with a caption along the lines of NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, IS IT? YA STUPE.

i want to do a self-help book series like X For Dummies, only it explains in detail how hard the thing is, and how you’re basically never going to get it right unless you go back to school for it, and you’re going to fuck all your shit up if you try to go the DIY route so you should really just shell out for someone who actually knows what they’re doing.

somebody take me for a walk

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