Telepathy will be exactly like this.

ala-bas-ter:

resurrected ol’ Talamaroo for The Lifted Brow (thank you to Katie Parrish)

ala-bas-ter:

resurrected ol’ Talamaroo for The Lifted Brow (thank you to Katie Parrish)

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Anonymous said: you'll be like Joseph Gordon Levitt in PREMIUM RUSH lmao

haha I wish I could afford that bike! #affinitydreams

(Source: wordythings, via humanitecrimesyndicate)

sigh. I do trust beatscomicsandlife, it wouldn’t be full time, I’m supposed to be able to make my own hours so it would be purely supplemental if I go to the orientation and feel really convinced…I’m probably just losing my mind and fantasizing out loud about doing ANYTHING but my real job. Also I got past and future medical bills piling up and I’m not special enough at anything else to make bonus money at it.

sigh. I do trust beatscomicsandlife, it wouldn’t be full time, I’m supposed to be able to make my own hours so it would be purely supplemental if I go to the orientation and feel really convinced…I’m probably just losing my mind and fantasizing out loud about doing ANYTHING but my real job. Also I got past and future medical bills piling up and I’m not special enough at anything else to make bonus money at it.

(Source: thewardress)

I think I just applied to be a courier? I have a couple days to figure out if I was just having a panic attack instead.

This is an example of a smugass face you can make when someone wandering into traffic against the light yells at your bell GET IN THE BIKE LANE and you can factually yell back I AM IN THE BIKE LANE! #bikenyc

This is an example of a smugass face you can make when someone wandering into traffic against the light yells at your bell GET IN THE BIKE LANE and you can factually yell back I AM IN THE BIKE LANE! #bikenyc

assaultandslattery:

Just a 5 mini nap k (at Saint Peter and Paul’s Roman Catholic Church)

assaultandslattery:

Just a 5 mini nap k (at Saint Peter and Paul’s Roman Catholic Church)

i watched a bunch of chris lilley shows recently, and thought a lot about how teenagers and/or people who just aren’t very smart call things “random”. the conditions are either a) they are having a reaction to something but they don’t have the vocabulary to describe it, or b) they don’t have anything they really want to say but they want to be doing the action of talking, so they say something like “soda is so random”.
i know this isn’t really news, but i’m bringing it up because last night on the train,
TEENAGE PREP SCHOOL GIRL: Ummm HEATHERS is like my FAVORITE. MOVIE.
OTHER PREP GIRL: (obviously disagrees but wants to participate) I know!!! It makes NO SENSE AT ALL but it’s like SO FUNNY!
i can’t stop thinking about the fact that there is someone out there who could not make sense of the plot of HEATHERS.
the movie HEATHERS was too abstract for this girl to understand.
i can’t stop thinking about this.
after that the girls started listing all the different scenes of the movie, factually and without editorializing, and me and another stranger got up and found seats at the opposite end of the car.

i watched a bunch of chris lilley shows recently, and thought a lot about how teenagers and/or people who just aren’t very smart call things “random”. the conditions are either a) they are having a reaction to something but they don’t have the vocabulary to describe it, or b) they don’t have anything they really want to say but they want to be doing the action of talking, so they say something like “soda is so random”.

i know this isn’t really news, but i’m bringing it up because last night on the train,

TEENAGE PREP SCHOOL GIRL: Ummm HEATHERS is like my FAVORITE. MOVIE.

OTHER PREP GIRL: (obviously disagrees but wants to participate) I know!!! It makes NO SENSE AT ALL but it’s like SO FUNNY!

i can’t stop thinking about the fact that there is someone out there who could not make sense of the plot of HEATHERS.

the movie HEATHERS was too abstract for this girl to understand.

i can’t stop thinking about this.

after that the girls started listing all the different scenes of the movie, factually and without editorializing, and me and another stranger got up and found seats at the opposite end of the car.

Anonymous said: omg, WHY are women so averse to MMF threesomes and freak out if you try to field it?

since we even have the term “MMF”, it has to have happened before, so i’m guessing the problem isn’t “women”, it’s you. that’s cool that so many of your guy friends want to fuck you though.

arcticmuseum:

This photo is adorable. A Greenlandic Inuit boy with his dog, with a sod house in the background. Taken by Rutherford Platt, probably in 1947.
(Check out his awesome polar bear pants!)

arcticmuseum:

This photo is adorable. A Greenlandic Inuit boy with his dog, with a sod house in the background. Taken by Rutherford Platt, probably in 1947.

(Check out his awesome polar bear pants!)

invisiblestories:

"Red snow" along cliffs in Greenland, from John Ross’ A Voyage of Discovery (1819)

invisiblestories:

"Red snow" along cliffs in Greenland, from John Ross’ A Voyage of Discovery (1819)

buckangel:

What the hell is that? #baddreams #scary

buckangel:

What the hell is that? #baddreams #scary

sothisallseemshorrible i don’t know, but at least this question indicated that anon knows feminism is a way of thinking, and not just a designation for a certain type of person who is very scary and freaky.

sothisallseemshorrible i don’t know, but at least this question indicated that anon knows feminism is a way of thinking, and not just a designation for a certain type of person who is very scary and freaky.

dump-me-in-a-bog:

The reason Barnes & Noble has been struggling isn’t that they’re in competition with Amazon but that they don’t give you a skull and candle to set on top of your book when you’re done reading it. If you’re not going to set a skull and candle on top of your book when you’re done reading it you could just go to the library.

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