Telepathy will be exactly like this.

i was just looking through some job listings and suddenly every single one of them turned into a babysitting job seriously i clicked through about seven pages of them WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

reblog if you are having an imaginary argument with an imaginary therapist

my skill set is really weird and niche, which makes job searches difficult,  but i definitely think i could sell people spiderwebs.

my skill set is really weird and niche, which makes job searches difficult,  but i definitely think i could sell people spiderwebs.

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yes welcome to third grade you little bitches

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yes welcome to third grade you little bitches

even though i had to dodge and sometimes straddle an extremely fresh trail of blood that ran the length of my subway station in order to get on the train this morning, i still made time to get annoyed at the way the AM News guy always says “Get your today’s paper!”.

Anonymous said: so i'm trying to choose a movie to watch and i'm having trouble, i'm stuck between 3 women, the last temptation of christ, slacker, y tu mama tambien, and in bruges

are you narrowing it down from every movie ever made? did IN BRUGES get on this classics syllabus because you’re deliberately listing movies that have nothing in common?

ew guys

ew guys

Anonymous said: Any plans to see LUCY?

I have a very stupid soft spot for Luc Besson, but I really fail to understand why anybody would make slow, mumbly, marshmallowy “scarjo” be an action hero. I’d like to say it’s cool when people cast against physical type, but she’s only in movies because people beat off to her so that’s pretty meaningless.

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Anonymous said: have you seen boyhood?

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