Telepathy will be exactly like this.

myqsl:

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myqsl:

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terraterribilia:

these dudes are talking about viagra

terraterribilia:

these dudes are talking about viagra

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Bedsheets please

Bedsheets please

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getoffyrass:

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98269985388/draw-heathcliff-not-garfield
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http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/97857400541/japanaway-via-myoan-shakuhachi-july-2010

getoffyrass:

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98269985388/draw-heathcliff-not-garfield

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98152496418

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/97857400541/japanaway-via-myoan-shakuhachi-july-2010

grave-dweeb:

sothisallseemshorrible:

donnerpartyofone:

juliewinters:

"Asshat"

anything where you just tack “fuck” or “shit” onto something else to create what you think is a really acerbic portmanteau, but which really just makes you sound inarticulate and helpless.

N.B. i would accept…

First they came for asshat, and I did not speak out—
Because I do not say asshat

Then they came for fuckwit and I did not speak out —
Because I do not say fuckwit


Then they came for -tard and I did not speak out —
Because I do not say -tard

Then they came for dickweed—and no one spoke for me
Because I am a dickweed

I’m actually down with dickweed. Especially the medieval kind.

naked guy

naked guy

Anonymous said: Do you like Leslie Nielsen?

leslie nielsen scares me to death

sothisallseemshorrible:

donnerpartyofone:

juliewinters:

"Asshat"

anything where you just tack “fuck” or “shit” onto something else to create what you think is a really acerbic portmanteau, but which really just makes you sound inarticulate and helpless.

N.B. i would accept “shithead” as historically vetted and not something people say in a desperate attempt to sound like the lester bangs of flame wars.

i really like “shitbird” though

"shitbird" is another one that’s venerable enough that it doesn’t fall into the same category as like, when some basement dweller says "fuckwit" or adds "-tard" to random swears because they think it makes them sound like if hunter thompson and warren ellis had a genius baby that lives only to make fun of people on webforums.

holavicente:

funnyordie:

So Far, This Fifth Grader’s Diary Entry is the Most Punk Rock Thing Ever
Nothing screams punk like i’s dotted with hearts.

"I do not know who the man is.  Maybe it’s Bush or the singer’s principal.  But if the Dead Kennedies do not like the man so don’t I" with hearts on all "i" is the most adorable and punk thing ever.

lying does not count at the library

holavicente:

funnyordie:

So Far, This Fifth Grader’s Diary Entry is the Most Punk Rock Thing Ever

Nothing screams punk like i’s dotted with hearts.

"I do not know who the man is.  Maybe it’s Bush or the singer’s principal.  But if the Dead Kennedies do not like the man so don’t I" with hearts on all "i" is the most adorable and punk thing ever.

lying does not count at the library

I’m not brave enough for this

I’m not brave enough for this

juliewinters:

"Asshat"

anything where you just tack “fuck” or “shit” onto something else to create what you think is a really acerbic portmanteau, but which really just makes you sound inarticulate and helpless.

N.B. i would accept “shithead” as historically vetted and not something people say in a desperate attempt to sound like the lester bangs of flame wars.

Anonymous said: how many tattoos do you have?

not one! but i am STRONGLY CONSIDERING two.

neveratendermoment:

getoffyrass:

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98184453183
http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98152496418

i just keep seeing that sausage as a horrible maw

neveratendermoment:

getoffyrass:

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98184453183

http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/98152496418

i just keep seeing that sausage as a horrible maw

mystic-vengeance:

Another ass blog doodle. nobody said this was gonna be pretty.
ref: http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/97319744338/superwoobinda-via-imagebam-not-to-insert-an


TAMMY PIERCE

mystic-vengeance:

Another ass blog doodle. nobody said this was gonna be pretty.

ref: http://getoffyrass.tumblr.com/post/97319744338/superwoobinda-via-imagebam-not-to-insert-an

TAMMY PIERCE

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