Telepathy will be exactly like this.

Anonymous said: Are you a ferret?

yes definitely! i have short legs and i smell bad and you need a license to own me.

donnerpartyofone:

i can’t deal with you if you got too many pictures of yourself making the exact same face from the same angle.

i think this was confusing for some reason

i didn’t mean i can’t handle you if you’ve EVER taken more than one picture of yourself from your “good side” — i mean, if i open up your blog archive or instagram or whatever and it is almost entirely a tiled mosaic of one photograph of you with slightly different backgrounds, i want to know what your problem is.

literarysasquatch:

from Red Colored Elegy, Seiichi Hayashi

literarysasquatch:

from Red Colored Elegy, Seiichi Hayashi

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Anonymous said: Is feminism real?

this is a much better question, discuss.

Anonymous said: Are you a feminist?

so let’s start here, with a definition:

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so now i’m going to say that no, i am not a feminist, i believe that i personally should not have a say in our government, i should have restricted social freedoms, and i shouldn’t have access to or control over money, on the basis that i have a vagina. is that about what you expected me to say? is that really like a pretty satisfying answer that seemed to you to be a realistic option?

sigh. i mean, i realize that anti-feminist thought USUALLY involves, for instance, keeping clinton out of the white house because she might have PMS one day and start a holocaust. but, a) you KNOW anon is asking about an underground hoard of hairy pierced and tatted mongoloids who chop dicks off and paint their exploits in period blood on their cave walls, and b) you know anon ALSO believes in women’s rights like abortion because he definitely thinks some chick is going to give him the chance to knock her up some day, after his balls drop.

Anonymous said: Is Harris Smith a feminist?

Oh god, THIS question. No, Harris believes that unlike men, women shouldn’t be allowed to vote, drive, read, write or have jobs, and that if a woman is upset, it’s because her uterus is wandering untethered all over the inside of her body. You understand that that’s the “no” answer to being a feminist, right? Or else, gimme your dictionary if it says that feminism is DIFFERENT from the belief in equal rights between the sexes. You’ve seen a dictionary before, right?

i can’t deal with you if you got too many pictures of yourself making the exact same face from the same angle.

i want spaghetti napolitan

drawpaintprint:

Balthus: Landscape in Chassy (1954)

drawpaintprint:

Balthus: Landscape in Chassy (1954)

cavetocanvas:

Balthus, The Fear of Ghosts, 1933

cavetocanvas:

Balthus, The Fear of Ghosts, 1933

shihlun:

magictransistor:
Balthus. The Street. 1933.

shihlun:

magictransistor:

Balthus. The Street. 1933.

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trying to finally watch curb your enthusiasm but i think it’s just catalyzing all my dormant anxiety disorders

ammit420:

Dawg theres no way u could fuck somebody in a cubicle porn be lyin i jus heard my mans from across the partition drop a pickle out his sandwich

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