Telepathy will be exactly like this.

hyperallergic:

(via Police Cut Images from Artwork over Kiddie Porn Concerns)
In an ongoing case, Australian artist Paul Yore is facing child pornography charges following complaints concerning his work in a group show on view last year at Melbourne’s Linden Centre of Contemporary Arts. The art in question is part of Yore’s site-specific, large-scale installation “Everything is Fucked,” a tottering mountain of colorful bric-a-brac that viewers could enter.
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hyperallergic:

(via Police Cut Images from Artwork over Kiddie Porn Concerns)

In an ongoing case, Australian artist Paul Yore is facing child pornography charges following complaints concerning his work in a group show on view last year at Melbourne’s Linden Centre of Contemporary Arts. The art in question is part of Yore’s site-specific, large-scale installation “Everything is Fucked,” a tottering mountain of colorful bric-a-brac that viewers could enter.

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girlmountain:


from FLESHTONEZ (a group show of “erotica”) showing now in melbourne at paradise hills until the 22nd. this piece is SOLD.

girlmountain:

from FLESHTONEZ (a group show of “erotica”) showing now in melbourne at paradise hills until the 22nd. this piece is SOLD.

(via grahamsig)

danburyshakes answered: Maybe design a nice business card to the effect of, “I care, just not enough to do anything. Have a nice day.”

this isn’t a “hilarious” way to get out of work, it’s a coping mechanism for dangerous incompetence. like, a better solution would be to hang a sign off your neck that says I WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE, and then also to wrap half a roll of duct tape around each hand so you never forget who you are and try to grab people’s stuff.

there’s that social convention where if someone is a complete fucking mess or a small child, you tell them they can help by not helping, but how can i preemptively declare that i’m being helpful by doing absolutely fuck-all and have the other person be grateful for how thoughtful i am?

Anonymous said: all things are transient and temporary and devoid of independent existence and also bears

while i was washing our mirror four different times with four different products and completely failing to do anything other than to evenly smooth out thick, glarey, greasy-looking smears across the whole of the glass, i had no idea that i had already broken my boyfriend’s fan, which is our only form of air conditioning, by wiping the dusty back grate with a wet sponge, all the while giving myself permission to drink all of his beer on account of i was being “helpful” and could replace it later. i failed to get the beer, too.

Anonymous said: How do I make friends at bard?

1. have cigarettes

2. have drugs

3. have sex with everybody

4. get into an extremely codependent, usually dorm-based group of directionless and insecure teenagers who definitely should have taken a year off after high school. the ones who don’t have a nervous breakdown and drop out by the end of freshman year are your friends.

ghostthousandths said: are you aware of the fact that chop top (from texas chainsaw massacre 2) has a band- and that buckethead was or is in it?

that’s weird about buckethead, but it in no way surprises me when someone like that has a band.

I can’t clean my glasses. I CAN’T clean my glasses.

(Source: garbagenacht)

sothisallseemshorrible:

I’m certain I just overheard my roommate say the phrase “kegel sandwich “

juliewinters:

donnerpartyofone:

donnerpartyofone:

i tried to clean the house today, and now everything is dirty and our only fan doesn’t work anymore.

Also now the stove doesn’t work, which I did not clean but was near with water. I guess I should just look for a new apartment now that I did this

You should probably just live in a trash can in an alley like Oscar the Grouch. That way you won’t have anything to break.

i should just call 311 and find out what night we’re supposed to put the human garbage out.

donnerpartyofone:

i tried to clean the house today, and now everything is dirty and our only fan doesn’t work anymore.

Also now the stove doesn’t work, which I did not clean but was near with water. I guess I should just look for a new apartment now that I did this

i tried to clean the house today, and now everything is dirty and our only fan doesn’t work anymore.

donnerpartyofone:

donnerpartyofone:

somebody do one of those recut trailers that advertises NYMPH( )MANIAC in the manner of tim burton’s BIG FISH

while this is very watchable, i’m disappointed that it isn’t about the unerotic ravages of clinical nymphomania.

final assessment: this is somehow the most mainstream and inoffensive of the von trier movies. it’s a little too literary for me (that is, it feels like a very faithful book adaptation and not like something originally designed for cinema), but regarding its modest degree of challenge, i think the boner count in this film is really great. if i’m forced to look at the dick-shaped hole in megan fox’s cleavage every single day, then the entertainment industry at large could stand to beef up the boner count.

donnerpartyofone:

donnerpartyofone:

somebody do one of those recut trailers that advertises NYMPH( )MANIAC in the manner of tim burton’s BIG FISH

while this is very watchable, i’m disappointed that it isn’t about the unerotic ravages of clinical nymphomania.

final assessment: this is somehow the most mainstream and inoffensive of the von trier movies. it’s a little too literary for me (that is, it feels like a very faithful book adaptation and not like something originally designed for cinema), but regarding its modest degree of challenge, i think the boner count in this film is really great. if i’m forced to look at the dick-shaped hole in megan fox’s cleavage every single day, then the entertainment industry at large could stand to beef up the boner count.

goddamnit, did i blink and miss this? what is wrong with me?

goddamnit, did i blink and miss this? what is wrong with me?

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