Telepathy will be exactly like this.

GPOY

GPOY

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a new game: hygiene film or pr0n?

a new game: hygiene film or pr0n?

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I hate it when the hip bro-y contractors come in the bar and I get the violently fluctuating alarm signals of “oh shit oh fuck they’re talking about hot 20 year olds plug your ears — oh wait no they’re just talking about insulation and heating—OH NO NOW THEY REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT GIRLS TO FUCK WHY DID I GET A DRINK ALREADY.

that’s it, tumblr. we need to fucking talk.

that’s it, tumblr. we need to fucking talk.

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there are lots and lots of things wrong with CHOKE, but the worst is the assertion that this guy exudes a crackling sexual energy that women ultimately can’t resist even though he’s sooo damaged. unfortunately i couldn’t find a picture that shows his gruesome horoscope pendant or whatever it is, but the hippy swinger shirt is enough.

there are lots and lots of things wrong with CHOKE, but the worst is the assertion that this guy exudes a crackling sexual energy that women ultimately can’t resist even though he’s sooo damaged. unfortunately i couldn’t find a picture that shows his gruesome horoscope pendant or whatever it is, but the hippy swinger shirt is enough.

maxcapacity:

X1906 (by Max Capacity +)
what if in the future all the robots are made of plastic and shiny fabric

what if cardboard boxes reach the singularity and take over

maxcapacity:

X1906 (by Max Capacity +)

what if in the future all the robots are made of plastic and shiny fabric

what if cardboard boxes reach the singularity and take over

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leoquievreux:

Aubervilliers / archive

leoquievreux:

Aubervilliers / archive

Anonymous said: Any stories of encounters with Scientologists?

i’d like to lead by saying that i think scientology humor is about as fresh and exciting as monica lewinsky humor. HOWEVER, it so happens that a friend of mine got lured off the street into one of their little movie viewing stations with no doorknobs on the inside. after the show, an attractive young woman came out to ask him some leading questions about his beliefs to goad him into concluding on his own that scientology is a good idea. he answered all of her questions frankly and politely and then — i wish to god i could remember what it was exactly, he said something about whether it’s that god has a plan or us or that we should create our own destiny — and she SUDDENLY FREAKED OUT and started stammering emotionally YEAH, I KNOW? RIGHT?? TOTALLY!!! IT’S LIKE, MY FUCKING PARENTS WANTED ME TO DO FUCKING PRE-MED AND LIKE, THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANT AT ALL, AND THEY DON’T THINK ACTING IS A REAL JOB?? IT’S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!! and i think that’s around the time he managed to get back out on the street. 

this director seems really astounded that he has the freedom to use the “f word”

this director seems really astounded that he has the freedom to use the “f word”

terraterribilia:

serotonin out of whack
gonna fix myself a snack

beigeinside said: NO I WANTED TO WATCH THE ABYSS WITH YOU

i guess i’m in trouble with everyone i know.

fmtownsmarty:

http://i.imgur.com/ACbARQ5.png

fmtownsmarty:

http://i.imgur.com/ACbARQ5.png

73sand88s:

Mr. Bucket Lips & Lady Bucket Lips - Yuba City, California
LB #23

73sand88s:

Mr. Bucket Lips & Lady Bucket Lips - Yuba City, California

LB #23

current status

current status

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